MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT! (kill me!)

Eherm…Eherm *Clears throat* Sitting alone in my room, my mind is flying…thinking what my roommate is doing at his particular hour. She’s somewhere “up” there in Genting Highland. Huhuhu! I always get to spend the weekend alone! I thought of going shopping, only to find out all my friends are busy with the project paper which is due nextweek. Then, a question crept into my mind “Avie dear, aren’t you supposed to be busy with the project too?” Ya… ya… Tell me something I don’t know. But doing all these daily prosaic so called ‘routines’ make me wanna get down on something more fun. Yesterday was fun though. My first swimming class!

Hey people out there, don’t laugh! I know some of you don’t believe that I can’t swim. My friends always look at me in disbelief when I told them I can’t swim. Hey, actually I can swim. The only thing is that I can’t float. Heheheh! Oh well, that’s what my swimming instructor told me. Can swim but can’t float? Huh? Do you guys have even the slightest idea of what’s that supposed to mean? Hehehe! Maybe you would, once when you see me get into the swimming pool..? :p Ok, hold it right there…don’t proceed on with your…imagination. Hehehe!

Anyway, anyhow… since I don’t have other better things to do. Let’s go on with this silent soliloquy of mine. But this time, I wanna make it more…dramatic.

I came upon this article in the newspaper where some kids are telling bout their most embarrassing moment. It was something funny to read and laugh at. Well, at least it makes me forget that I’m bored. Yup, I second them on that idea. When that thing happens to you, it is totally UNCOOL. You just feel like vanishing from this world. But, life doesn’t go that way, does it? We just have to bear that excruciating silence of embarrassment. Haha! I myself have so many memorable (though I’m trying so hard to delete it from my memory.hehe!) experiences of that kind.

Alrite, since I like to embarrass myself whenever I write something in my blog, here it goes! *Chuckles*

It happened a few years back when I went back to labuan to celebrate Chinese New year there. If I’m not mistaken, I just said bye-bye for my SPM that time. I went there with my younger brother. We took a ferry to labuan, so that means we’re going back by ferry to KK too. Ok, how do I start this? Wait a minute, isn’t this supposed to be private? Heheh.. hell, who cares. Ok, that thing happened on the day I was going back to kk. Waiting for the time for the ferry to leave, my brother and I lagged around the small town. Walking here and there…searching for chocolates and other stuff. We left our bags in my aunt’s office coz it was just opposite the jetty. One thing that really annoyed me was, whenever I walked pass this bunch of guys near my aunt’s office, they kept on looking at me one kind. They were probably some workers there. Since I didn’t walk around that far, I kinda walked infront of them a lot of time and they never missed giving me that funny look.I sort of had this uneasy feeling inside. Damn! I was like “Hey.. wassup with this people?” <<“napa? Nda pernah nampak sumandak lawakah?” I jokingly said in my heart.>> PERASAN! Hehe!) But I didn’t give a damn. I tried to act cool, and look cool…Ceh, macam sumandak yang jual mahallah bah. (KONONlah! Hahaha)

And then, it was almost time for the ferry to leave. I went to my aunt’s to get my stuff. I asked my brother to wait for me outside. When I got in the office, I could see through the glass door that one or two of those guys went to approach my brother. I wondered why. But I didn’t go out, I had to wait for my aunt since she still have something to settle with.

Soon after, my brother came in, he came in with the face of trying to hold himself from bursting out laughing. I was like “Why?! Why?! Tell me! Tell me!” I was so curious at that moment! Then he told me…*pause* WHAT DA *toot*!! (Oops! Don’t worry, I don’t say harsh words. I put the *toot* just to make some dramatic effect. Heheh) Can you guess what happened? When those guys went to approach him, my brother thought they were going to kidnap him. (hahaha…adakah sampai macam tu skali? ;p) But then, he was wrong. The guy said something like this and I will NEVER NEVER NEVER forget what he said. Presenting you… the ultimate most embarrassing script!

Guy: “Boy, yang perempuan tadi tu siapa?”

Bro: Kakak sia. (Talking with an innocent look… heheh!)

Guy: Oh…Emm, bukan mau cakap apalah boy, tapikan… tapikan..

dari tadi lagi kami tengok dia tapi nda berani cakap.

Bro: ….????……

Guy: Boy, ko tolong kasi tau kakak ko, DIA LUPA ZIP SELUAR DIA LAH…(!!)

I felt like not going out from my aunt’s office and stay there forever. But since the ferry was about to leave. I took my bags, rushed out and went straight to the jetty without even looking anywhere. I only knew one thing that time – TO GET OUT FROM LABUAN! Ahahahah!

I thought of not going there anymore coz I don’t want to see those guys again.But too bad, I got an offer letter to enter a matriculation in labuan. Making up stories to my mum… finally I managed to ‘persuade’ her. How? I never had to take a ferry to labuan. MAS airlines saved me! Heheheh!

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